alan partridge interviewing peter baxendale-thomas of the norfolk farmers' union, on the subject of intensive farming. "you could talk the hind legs off a donkey! um, but your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the chemicals you put in their, er, chips."
from the genius "i'm alan partridge" \o/
everyone's favourite glaswegian rab florence takes a look at one of the best games ever made, god hand. probably the most accurate review of this game in existence.
"hello, and welcome to people place, the show that goes wherever there's a place, with people! in it."
great parody of all the worthless crap filling up daytime tv (usually presented by "lowri turner" or someone equally useless).
yet more ninja action with richard harrison, this time taking on the customarily red-clad evil ninja with a friend, in order to reassemble the golden ninja warrior for the good of the ninja empire. so you know, the same as the plot of all the other ninja films he's in.
http://cinemagedd on.org/
chuck norris and his protége, dirk jawface, take down some terrorists in a fashion only chuck would find cool. includes the now-legendary one-liner "sorry rashid, but your nuclear device... has been disarmed"
more ninja justice with richard harrison, looking a bit older and with a bizarrely squeaky pubescent actor dubbing his voice. yes, their headbands really do say "Ninja". featuring quite possibly the best ending to any film ever, and the obligatory 80s dodgy martial arts ripped-off music!
http://cinemagedd on.org/
the trailer for seagal's epic movie "out of reach", which is about how a polish guy kidnaps a load of girls but one of them is steven seagal's penpal so seagal goes to poland and has a swordfight with him.
if that sounds like your kind of movie, you can find it swimming in its own filth at http://cinemageddon. org/ :]
the best film ever made, by miles. weasels rip my flesh is a cinematic tour de force with some amazing special effects (as seen here - you'd never guess they weren't real!) and even better acting and editing skills.
http://cinemagedd on.org/
the greatest shopping channel of them all, unnovations, takes a look at a meal fit for a king packed inside a handy aluminium container - fox chunks in pauper's tears. a steal for a mere £500.23!
from series 1 episode 3, "caviar and platinum".
from the paul merton show. paul has a game of chess on a train, but somehow i suspect both the players of cheating - turning into bob holness is generally forbidden in chess rules.
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